Now, before you start telling me that I'm the devil's child and need therapy or mental help (I will admit I am the former and need the latter, but first...), let me make my case.
See, each year at least one new human being is born. Many more than that, of course... but for argument's sake at least one is. Now, said person has two biological parents. These two biological parents have gone through the process of crying when they come out of the mother's womb (assuming that there was no problem with their health and they had a normal birth, etc.), crawling, pooping everywhere, spilling milk and in all actuality not being a full grown human being. This repetitive action of growing up, only to die and come back to heaven, doesn't it get freakin' boring after a while? Seriously. If you're going to keep yourself interested up there, why would you create a being just to follow the same old mundane patterns over and over again.
Clearly, God has OCD and in denial. God tried and tried to make a perfect person... when said perfect person came to life, we only worshiped him as God's son. Then, of course God got mad and decided to make an even more perfect person... or, has God stopped trying?
Maybe the OCD has gotten to a point where he needs to create one or two babies a day "in his image" in order to feel like he has accomplished something. (I only use the gendered God "he" to make it clear how only males can create life, and women, well... they are just baby making machines in our little imperfect world) Since, he knows how life's going to turn out for these babies, he ends up not only deeming this task of creation virtually pointless, but he feels unaccomplished and needs to create more and more babies in order to be satisfied. This is a perfect explanation for the population increase. Not only is he in dire need to overpopulate the earth, because condoms are evil and adultery is a sin, but his narcissism is overpowering his ability to think logically...
Oh wait, but all of this is only because he is perfect and a reflection of him is imperfect. And, since we are created in his image, an image that is already imperfect, then I suppose we are imperfect creatures of an imperfect plan to begin with. God really ought to abandon this madness and leave us be. This plan of his, is screwed. Why does he still want to be a part of this useless plan? Right, because he has OCD and he requires perfection in an imperfect world.
